Hunky Bunny’s Excellent Tale

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The biggest break of his career.
What could go wrong?
What could go right?

WHAT COULD GO WRONG?
Modeling the rabbit ears was less than a thrill
Still he sauntered onstage with his trademark chill
The runway appeared much longer than he thought
His head mask was pinching tighter than it ought
A scratch in his throat turned wildly itchy
His lips-a-swelling began to get twitchy
Wheezing in his lungs, breaths shallow and craggy
His well-toned legs, wet-noodled and draggy
He finally collapsed at runway’s conclusion
Dragged off with great haste
in head-bouncing
confusion

WHAT COULD GO RIGHT?
Hunky Bunny strode proud and tall
Hunky Bunny had a great fall
Allergic to wool, they ripped off his attire
Giving the critics that much more
To admire

(Alternate Ending #1)
He survived his near death
And met fame the next morning
She showed up at dawn
With no hint of a warning
She moved herself in
With her entourage of spin
Book deals, photographs
Interviews galore
He slid under the covers
Give me ten minutes more

(Alternate Ending #2)
He survived the ordeal
And followed fate’s call
International Super Model
Beloved hero to all
The critics still love him
Worldwide fan base does too
He never stopped dreaming
Nor should
you

*With a grateful nod to
Humpty Dumpty 


Thanks to TBP for this oldie and goodie picture prompt!  The Blog Propellanttpb_logo_link

 

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3 thoughts on “Hunky Bunny’s Excellent Tale

  1. HA! Love this! This picture solicited some of the best TBP responses. I really enjoyed how you worked out all the various possible endings, too. It’s a fun Easter treat!

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